| Sunday, March 27th, 2005 |
| 12:36 am |
What you tryin to do right now...
Sweet Dude Popsicals... All this livejournal/myspace crap is sooo retardedous. your Gay your Gay your gay your gay and your gay I'm in love and it's fuckin amazing (Kathryn Rinaaay Appelbaum)<3 Deat Santa: Why does my dad cut me? Dear Santa: Why can't my legs move Dear Santa: are you 50 cent Current Mood:  weird |
| Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004 |
| 5:52 pm |
My babie
Kathryn your the best thing that has ever happened to me, your sweet, smart, beautiful, funny, and the love of my life. Love you babie... Current Music: she wanted me to write somethin bout her |
| Sunday, October 31st, 2004 |
| 1:30 am |
Dont give a Fuck...
TRISTANSMITH: im at brians house and he doesnt have the camera , so fuck you hero. Film bangers... |
| Sunday, October 3rd, 2004 |
| 9:16 pm |
Ladas on everything...
Homecoming: Supesboarder69: im not goin ShortDude2687: what a surprise :::::15 minutes later:::::: ShortDude2687: dana leave his house ShortDude2687: NEVER Dates to Homecoming: Supesboarder69: ur goin with ur stubby female ShortDude2687: no ShortDude2687: with your enourmous mommy ShortDude2687: aka pauls aunt Weekends: Supesboarder69: what u do this weekend ShortDude2687: chill with jackson the big black.... ShortDude2687: cat Halloween: ShortDude2687: on holloween ShortDude2687: pauls aunt is dressing up as a plumber ShortDude2687: after fixing my sick Spelling: ShortDude2687: and etelgent Supesboarder69: intellegent ShortDude2687: u no nigga Working Out: Supesboarder69: do u use that bench press thingy in ur room ShortDude2687: cant u tell ShortDude2687: last night i benched 250 ShortDude2687: pennies ShortDude2687: tomm im going for nickles ShortDude2687: its gonna be a tough challenge From the toughguy himself... johhny cabbage |
| Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004 |
| 8:25 pm |
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| Monday, September 20th, 2004 |
| 9:38 pm |
king of the jungle
its hard to be the best, but i think im pretty damn good at it... Score Board: Apples - 5609787 Italian poke'clown- 0 (srry paul this isnt a wet t-shirt contest, ur titties have no use here slobchest) |
| Saturday, September 18th, 2004 |
| 9:16 pm |
damn
that last one was bad, fuck it ill do a paul/chris one next.... no one reads this |
| 11:56 am |
A biography of my dear friend Paul " hammer time" Sensa.. i cant spell it all
Paul's life is a very complicated story to tell, where he came from or how he was made is a mystery to us all.. (normally you'd think his parents would have sex and he;d just pop right out of his moms V-pad but no... his parents are mutants so that rules anything normal out of the equation) ..much like how i am so good at everything i do, but thats another story. This here my friends is a trip into the life of a misunderstood galactic homo, a mofioso clown bitch, a waiter, and most of all..a Dana Apples wannabe. Key facts about paul: 1. Paul's a fucking bitch- what sane man thinks he needs to carry around a knife everywhere when all he deals with are little kids, a rake, and cripples ( aka: his girlfriend from arizona or wherever) Paul believe's he is a modern day Rambo, matter a fact once he was so tough he whipped out his knife in public. It was at a street fair in nyack. 2. Paul's a skatefag- all he does is ollie and cry about how his tits get in the way of his "manuevers" ( once he ollied uhaul, then fell) 3. Paul loves his fashion- paul dresses like a italian clown. His shirts are so tight he looks gay, he wears tight pants i dont know why but the only thing it does is reveal his enormously small genitals, paul wears hats too, just adding to his really " mofioso" look. to sum it up paul looks like chris raetz at homecoming. 4. Paul loves his car- now i cant really say that paul doesnt have a nice car right now, i mean all i have is a fuckin bike( if u see me say hi) but i can say paul's car before was just overwhelmingly AWSOME. It would stop alot, it looks all clean, im lying. Basically when it was parked it did more than when he drove it. Paul i spit all over that car so many times... 5. Paul loves to carry a gun- paul has a gun in a briefcase, i dont know why but i guess if a drug deal he wasnt in went wrong paul could run very fast and hold it as a saftey blanket. He once pulled it out, at a nyack street fair. 6. Paul loves to be emo- Paul may come off as an italian joke, but if u look deep down paul is as emo as my cat. Paul is so emo with his gun he carries lyrics that he has wrote. These lyrics are actually very catchy when u dont listen, i guess he keeps them near his gun so before he ends someone's life he can read them his hiku about lettuce, or some other object paul rants about. varrying from how he wants to hurt people to his fifth grade graduation bonanza. Another factor that makes paul emo is when he is mad instead of keying the persons car he writes all over it with lipstick. Making him really crazy and emo. I feel bad for paul sometimes writing in paper napkins at various fast food joints we stop at, writing whatever comes to his head.. as if he will actually use it one day and be famous...sad kid. 7. Paul's role models- david hasselhoff, Dana Applebaum, jared from subway, Ronnie chris's step dad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, and selena. 8. Paul's less favorible moments - when he was 8 paul wanted to be goth. Paul was a pokemon for halloween lastyear i believe it was emomon(special attack: crying) 9. Paul cried during 9th grade social studies when they mentioned the slave trade. 10. Paul almost drowned in his tub, two weeks ago. 11. Pauls girlfriend is 8 12. Pauls life is dedicated to selena 13. I rock |
| Thursday, September 9th, 2004 |
| 8:31 pm |
John Lettuce and Dana Apples present: Paul Sensamagis's goody list before going on Survivor.
1. Paul's switch blade- a pathetic attemp to be a hoodlum by a man with tits the size of a rainforrest. 2. Pauls Versace shirt- a black tight tee so paul can impressive the natives with his lunch money dance moves. 3. 5th graders- paul brings 5th graders that are paid by survivor to sit there and let paul rob them so he looks mafiaoso. 4. Floaties- so he can take a bath without drowning from his monterous man bangles. 5. Paul's Godfather Movie Collection- pauls gay 6. Paul's rubber gun collection- his numerous amount of rubber guns that he pulls out on little kids and secretly puts them in there ass. 7. Paul's Aunt- she's a cop, insurence agent, governmental advisor, plumber, he-man, pokemon master.. basically her job shifts everytime paul gets into a different kind of dilema. Paul gets a ticket for partying it up in a mcdonalds ball pit " oh yea those damn cops, ill have my fuckin aunt put a bomb under neath their car and kill those fucks." paul is about to fight chad his 3rd grade nemisis. " watch out my aunt will donkey punch u she's a dyke." 8. Erin- his 5th grade girlfriend. 9. Pauls nipple hair styling kit. 10. Paul's nuggs. - his chicken nuggets. 11. Ashley Arnhold - instead of road head he gets jungle fever head. 12. BMW clown vehicle- " i wanna hook it up soon." that clown car.. we left some shit out but yea paul is gonna own survivior. |
| Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 |
| 10:39 pm |
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| Tuesday, August 31st, 2004 |
| 1:11 am |
JESUS is BAck, bitches
Welcome back to the livejournal world Dana Apples, More to come...... See ya in athens. |
| Saturday, May 15th, 2004 |
| 12:22 am |
chris raetz is so hot, i love him and his penis. i'm very bi-sexual. dana- get back into the livejournal world. |
| Monday, May 10th, 2004 |
| 10:15 pm |
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| Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 |
| 7:01 pm |
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| Tuesday, March 9th, 2004 |
| 7:35 pm |
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| Friday, March 5th, 2004 |
| 5:26 pm |
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| Wednesday, February 25th, 2004 |
| 10:20 pm |
hahahaha
circa86: their was no ketchup in mickey dees today...so dana stabbed a little boy in the ball pit circa86: radical ron...found out burger king doesnt sell hot dogs today....... DIE |
| Saturday, February 21st, 2004 |
| 7:50 pm |
this sucks sooo much...
Arrested - breaking and entry, fedral fellony if place decides to press charges joe and i will be sent to jail, court and the whole nine fuckin yards. And all u little live journal faggots think u have drama in your fucking lives. Welcome to the real world Dana, and Joe. |
| Friday, February 20th, 2004 |
| 8:40 pm |
Welcome to Fantasia...
A little conversation between my sister and I when she is at her friends house.... (I had to ask when she was coming home) Hurleybabe20a: eat shit and die Supesboarder69: maybe if i knew how to assemble bike products Hurleybabe20a: eat cock u cracker I AM THE BEASTMASTER! |
| Wednesday, February 18th, 2004 |
| 10:54 am |
"Kanyeeeeehhh what the fuck was that..."- Cedric the Entertainer
Make sumthin for da kids, make em jump up and down, and share candy and shit... Dale Earnheart's high school hit list: - Sal - Paul Zemasandwhich (bitch tits) - Rocket Wraps employees - city of Zion - moby's niece Dale Earnheart on politics: - Rock Bottom - Stone Cold stunner - Piledriver - Frank's BBQ - Frog Splash from top turnbuckle "I dont know what sexy is, but i can count all the change in your purse really fast." - Kanye West Current Mood: solotiousCurrent Music: henry's palace of burrito mayhem |
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